





Chronic- Substrate Mix
For the chronically distracted plant parent.
The mix that started it all.
Chronic was the first blend I ever created—and it’s still my go-to. Designed for plant parents who love their plants but don’t always stay on schedule, this mix is built to forgive. It holds moisture just long enough without going soggy, and includes slow-release fertilizer and pest control granules so you can set it and forget it. No extra steps, no stress.
Best for:
Plants that like a steady rhythm—moist but not wet, fed without fuss. Great for medium-thirsty aroids like Monstera, Philodendron, Syngonium, and Peace Lily.
Ingredients:
Soil, coco coir, worm castings, perlite, horticultural charcoal, coco chips, time-release fertilizer, fungus gnat control
Available in 1 quart and 1 gallon bags
Not sure how much you need? Here's the scoop:
1 quart = approx. 4 cups
Great for a couple of 4” pots, a small repot, or testing the mix before committing to more.1 gallon = approx. 16 cups
Ideal for repotting a few medium plants or keeping on hand for your next propagation project.
All bags are hand-mixed in small batches and packaged fresh—because your plants deserve better than a generic store-bought blend.
For the chronically distracted plant parent.
The mix that started it all.
Chronic was the first blend I ever created—and it’s still my go-to. Designed for plant parents who love their plants but don’t always stay on schedule, this mix is built to forgive. It holds moisture just long enough without going soggy, and includes slow-release fertilizer and pest control granules so you can set it and forget it. No extra steps, no stress.
Best for:
Plants that like a steady rhythm—moist but not wet, fed without fuss. Great for medium-thirsty aroids like Monstera, Philodendron, Syngonium, and Peace Lily.
Ingredients:
Soil, coco coir, worm castings, perlite, horticultural charcoal, coco chips, time-release fertilizer, fungus gnat control
Available in 1 quart and 1 gallon bags
Not sure how much you need? Here's the scoop:
1 quart = approx. 4 cups
Great for a couple of 4” pots, a small repot, or testing the mix before committing to more.1 gallon = approx. 16 cups
Ideal for repotting a few medium plants or keeping on hand for your next propagation project.
All bags are hand-mixed in small batches and packaged fresh—because your plants deserve better than a generic store-bought blend.
For the chronically distracted plant parent.
The mix that started it all.
Chronic was the first blend I ever created—and it’s still my go-to. Designed for plant parents who love their plants but don’t always stay on schedule, this mix is built to forgive. It holds moisture just long enough without going soggy, and includes slow-release fertilizer and pest control granules so you can set it and forget it. No extra steps, no stress.
Best for:
Plants that like a steady rhythm—moist but not wet, fed without fuss. Great for medium-thirsty aroids like Monstera, Philodendron, Syngonium, and Peace Lily.
Ingredients:
Soil, coco coir, worm castings, perlite, horticultural charcoal, coco chips, time-release fertilizer, fungus gnat control
Available in 1 quart and 1 gallon bags
Not sure how much you need? Here's the scoop:
1 quart = approx. 4 cups
Great for a couple of 4” pots, a small repot, or testing the mix before committing to more.1 gallon = approx. 16 cups
Ideal for repotting a few medium plants or keeping on hand for your next propagation project.
All bags are hand-mixed in small batches and packaged fresh—because your plants deserve better than a generic store-bought blend.