🌿 Chronic

For the chronically distracted plant parent.

Chronic is a self-sufficient, chunky blend that holds moisture just long enough—then lets your plant breathe. It’s made for minimal effort and maximum root health, with slow-release nutrients, pest prevention, and a unique bioactive boost that helps plants thrive over time.
It’s not just dirt—it’s support you don’t have to think about.

🪴 What It’s Best For

• Aroids, tropicals, climbers, and rooted cuttings

• Busy plant parents, low-spoons weeks, and anyone who just needs soil to do the job

• Clear pots, moss poles, and semi-hydro hybrid setups

🧠 Why It Works

Some plants need stability. So do some people. Chronic keeps roots happy without requiring constant attention. It holds water without staying soggy, feeds gradually, and includes natural pest suppression—so your plants can grow while you focus on other things (or nothing at all).

🧪 Ingredients (aka the good stuff)

• Coco coir

• Coco chips

• Perlite

• Horticultural charcoal

• Worm castings

• Time-release fertilizer

• Bioactive soil additive to support root + microbe health

• Natural pest control elements (fungus gnat-repellent, no harsh chemicals)

📝 Care Notes

• No mixing needed—use straight from the bag

• Fully compatible with clear nursery pots and moss poles

• Water thoroughly and allow to dry slightly between waterings

• Store sealed to maintain freshness

💡 Pro Tip

Pair with a clear pot and a damp moss pole for the ultimate hands-off setup. Your roots will climb, your leaves will shine, and you won’t have to second-guess your soil.